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Post by Wunderkind on Jul 9, 2006 8:38:14 GMT -5
Truths About Cats
1. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
2. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
4. In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
5. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
6. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway
7. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
8. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
9. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
10. Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit.
11. A dog will jump on your lap because he likes you; a cat will jump on your lap because it's warmer than the floor.
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Post by ~Sephity~ on Jul 11, 2006 22:27:42 GMT -5
dude...I'm like, so, totally ROFLing to that right now, *giggles*
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Post by Del on Jul 12, 2006 0:17:39 GMT -5
LOL, that is cute.
....what about Anubis? He's a dog and was worshipped as a god. Where's the list for dogs?
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Post by Wunderkind on Jul 12, 2006 10:34:52 GMT -5
Dogs are silly too, but I don't own one. ^.^ If you want I can compile a list based on what I do know though.
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Post by dania on Jul 12, 2006 21:14:06 GMT -5
lol I read that somewhere before... all true though, lol. It's cute
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Post by Del on Jul 12, 2006 22:50:50 GMT -5
Dogs are silly too, but I don't own one. ^.^ If you want I can compile a list based on what I do know though. When you have the time!!! ;D
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