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Post by tara on Dec 8, 2006 15:53:14 GMT -5
A woman awakes during the night to find that
her husband was not in bed. She puts on her
robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup
of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from
his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she
steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you
remember 20 years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes,
I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the
words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us
in the back seat of my car"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember !
when he shoved the shotgun in my face and
said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send
you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have been released today".
Wife : #@%*&@%#!!!
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Post by ~Sephity~ on Dec 8, 2006 21:33:46 GMT -5
roflmao!!!
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Post by stonerwolf on Dec 9, 2006 22:11:30 GMT -5
wow that was hilarious and morbid at the same time! and sad... sad that there are really prejudice religious zealots out there who would do that
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Post by Kata Samoes on Dec 13, 2006 8:31:08 GMT -5
Nice.
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Post by Wunderkind on Dec 18, 2006 18:58:14 GMT -5
LOL, that's sad.
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